It was nap time….I could sense it. I am very in tune with the force despite my small stature and constant need for formula.
My eyes were tired and I could not keep myself from yawning. I fought the urge to drift into hibernation mode. ‘NOT YET’ I told myself. Fist….I must find my sleeping buddy.
It must have been my tired state. I can’t think of any other reason for such a terrible mistake.
You must understand, it is extremely rare for a Baby Jedi, like myself, to confuse his favorite teddy for Master Yoda.
I know…
It was horrible.
When I woke up there was an odor that reminded me of my worst poopy diaper combined with Daddy’s burps, and that is pretty bad.
While I hid my nose in my sheets Master Yoda explained to me what had happened.
“Tired, you were…..”
He then explained how I had brought him to bed instead of my teddy. Since he is getting older it was his nap time as well. So he didn’t protest and used my mistake as a way to get in some well needed stinky Z’s.
BabyJedi tip #4:NEVER mistake Yoda for your favorite teddy. He’s not soft and his breath could have ended the clone wars with one strike.