March 2010
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Mon Calamari Fish Slap
I really needed to restock on diapers and the closest planet was Dac. I did what any baby jedi would do. I landed as soon as I could. Took a minute since my protocol droid was making a fuss and distracting me again. He’s such a bother sometimes.
When we landed, my crew and I were overwhelmed by an intense fish odor. Unsure of the source I made it my mission to fix this problem while...
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Doctors VS Gums
The day was going awesome. I had food, watched sesame street, and hung out with Mommy. Then it happened. My mommy said it was time to see the doctor.
I was excited. My doctor is a funny little man that cracks jokes and knows how to make his patients laugh. I had no idea that this particular visit would be so horrible. Silly me.
We got there and everything went as usual. We sat in the waiting...
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Teddy VS Yoda
It was nap time….I could sense it. I am very in tune with the force despite my small stature and constant need for formula.
My eyes were tired and I could not keep myself from yawning. I fought the urge to drift into hibernation mode. ‘NOT YET’ I told myself. Fist….I must find my sleeping buddy.
It must have been my tired state. I can’t think of any other reason for...